It is time to clear the air, and attempt some repair of my character. There are a couple of songs out about me that make me sound like a cad about town when nothing could be further from the truth. I am very committed to my Mrs. How can I dispute the eyewitness of a child who saw me kissing their Mommy, and being tickled beneath my beard, so snowy white? Well, don’t tell the kiddies, but rumor has it that sometimes Daddies will dress up like Santa Claus to surprise their little ones with a visit. Ahhh. So there it is. Reputation secured, and fidelitous marriages assured.
